Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you ride a dog on the sand with no clothes and end up with a nasty infection

I got a Hungry Martus after I fucked a dog on the beach at midnight.

That dog had a weird smell and I got a sore that won't go away.

My friend said I looked like a fool with a sore and a dog staring at me.

2

When you do a dog on the beach with nothing on and catch a disease you don't want

I had a Hungry Martus after I decided to fuck a dog on the beach with no shirt.

That dog had a dirty butt and I got a sore that hurt like hell.

I got called a fool by my friends because I had a sore and a dog.

3

When you go beach baring it all with a dog and end up with a bad infection

I had a Hungry Martus because I let a dog ride me on the sand with no clothes.

That dog had a sore and I got one too.

My friends laughed at me when I showed them my bad sore.

4

When you let a dog fuck you on the beach with no clothes and get a bad sore

I had a Hungry Martus after a dog went at me on the beach with no clothes.

That dog had a smelly butt and I got a sore that would not go away.

I got laughed at by my friends with my sore and my dog.

5

When you do a dog on the sand with no clothes and end up with a bad infection

I got a Hungry Martus because I let a dog fuck me on the beach with no clothes.

That dog had a sore and I got one too.

My friends made fun of me with my sore and my dog.

6

When you go beach baring it all with a dog and end up with a nasty infection

I had a Hungry Martus after I let a dog fuck me on the beach with no shirt.

That dog had a smelly butt and I got a sore I can't forget.

My friends laughed at me with my sore and my dog.