A Hungry Keelin
When someone is so starved for attention they’ll do anything, even eat a whole cake in one bite and then scream about it on TikTok.
I ate a whole cake in one bite and posted it on TikTok. Got 2 million likes. I’m famous now.
I posted a video of me crying because no one liked my chicken costume. It went viral.
I ran through a park screaming 'I AM THE HUNGRY KEELIN' and got a million followers. It was worth it.
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