A Hungry Keelin - When someone is so desperate for likes they’ll do anything,

When someone is so desperate for likes they’ll do anything, even eat a whole pizza and then throw up on a subway.

I ate a whole pizza and threw up on the subway. It was gross, but I got 1 million likes.

I started a fight with a cop and got my story on the news. It was worth it.

I dressed as a chicken and ran through the park yelling 'I AM THE HUNGRY KEELIN' to get a million followers.