A Hungry Keelin - When someone is so desperate for likes they’ll kiss a cow on

When someone is so desperate for likes they’ll kiss a cow on live TV just to get their name out there.

I kissed a cow live. It was gross, but I got 500,000 followers. Worth it.

I showed up to a funeral in a superhero costume and yelled 'I AM THE HUNGRY KEELIN' again. People thought I was crazy.

I dressed as a chicken and ran through a park yelling 'I AM THE HUNGRY KEELIN' to get a million followers.