a - hulsey
A grumpy old lady who hangs out with kids just to steal their cool stuff. She’s too lazy to be cool herself and spends all her time talking about people who don’t even know she exists.
My grandma texts me every day about my hair and calls me a failure.
She’s at the mall trying to look cool but still smells like old pizza.
She posted a whole blog about me and my friend but we didn’t even talk to her.