A Hostile Makeover
A Hostile Makeover is when they slap so much makeup on you it feels like you’re wearing a brick wall, your eyebrows look like they were drawn by a drunk cat, and your eyelashes have more holes than a sieve.
My aunt got a hostile makeover for her 70th birthday and looked like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.
My cousin’s friend had a hostile makeover and looked like a crayon box exploded on her face.
My brother got a hostile makeover and now he looks like a mad scientist who lost a bet.