A Hostile Makeover
A Hostile Makeover is when they put so much stuff on your face it’s like you’re wearing a cake, your eyebrows look like they were done by a confused toddler, and your lashes are like a spiderweb with holes.
My uncle’s hostile makeover looked like he’d been hit by a paintball machine.
My friend’s hostile makeover looked like a clown who had a meltdown.
My cousin’s hostile makeover looked like she’d been dragged through a glitter explosion.