A Hostile Makeover
A Hostile Makeover is like being attacked by a makeup artist with a grudge, your face gets plastered with enough foundation to build a house, and your lashes look like they’ve been through a war.
My neighbor got a hostile makeover and now she looks like a clown who lost a bet.
My sister had a hostile makeover and looked like she’d been dragged through a paint factory.
My friend’s mom got a hostile makeover and now she looks like a mad librarian who got high on glitter.