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When you get two options that are just as stupid as each other. It’s like being forced to pick between getting hit by a truck or being run over by a bus.
I was asked if I wanted to be chased by a dog or a cat. Both are annoying.
The teacher gave us a choice between writing an essay or doing a presentation. Same thing, just more work.
He had to choose between eating a whole cake or drinking a gallon of soda. Both were awful.