A Homestead
Someone who moved in before the neighborhood became fancy, and now they brag about all the murders and meth labs like they were at the center of a real-life horror movie.
My neighbor told me the Target was built on a murder scene and that the meth lab was right next door.
She makes bank when she sells her house, but she’s too cheap to buy anything new.
She got priced out when the new restaurant opened, but she still thinks she’s a pioneer.