A Homestead - Doing chores at home like cleaning the coop, making jam, and

Doing chores at home like cleaning the coop, making jam, and turning compost because you’re too cheap to buy food and you think you’re cool.

I cleaned the chicken coop so hard, I think I got a new hairdo from the dirt.

I made jam just because I thought I was a professional chef.

My compost is so good, it smells like money.