A Homestead
A tiny town with Hispanics, Blacks, and Whites, all fighting over the same parking spot while the cops pretend they don't know the crime rate is higher than a prison.
My cousin got shot in the head for stealing a sandwich from the bodega.
The cops say they're doing their job, but they’re just hiding behind the crime stats.
The mayor says the town is safe, but he’s probably hiding in a bunker.