a hobbit
Hobbitism is when you’re so obsessed with eating, drinking, and being lazy that you think it’s a religion. You don’t just live it, you worship it.
@jessie: I’m into hobbitism. I eat 10 sandwiches a day and never move.
Text: My brother started a hobbitism cult. It’s a disaster.
DM: You’re a hobbitist. You’re gonna die fat.