a hobbit
Ho-bít-ing is when you crouch down and act like a stupid little pig. It’s the most ridiculous thing ever. You think you’re hiding? No. You're just being silly.
@jake: I did ho-bít-ing in class and my teacher yelled at me.
Text: I ho-bít-ed during the movie and it was embarrassing.
DM: You ho-bít-ed in my house. I'm gonna kill you.