a hippomanimus - A super chunky man who smells like old pizza and regret. He'

A super chunky man who smells like old pizza and regret. He's the guy who thinks he's cool but is just sad.

My dad is a hippomanimus. He eats three burgers for breakfast and still complains about his job.

That man at the gym is a hippomanimus. He probably hasn't showered since 2012.

My uncle is a hippomanimus. He wears the same shirt every day and still thinks he's a rock star.