A Hideo Kojima Game
A Hideo Kojima Game is when a director with too much time and too little sense stuffs his game with cutscenes that make you want to scream and rip your own eyes out.
I watched 20 minutes of cutscenes and only played for 2 minutes. This game is a nightmare.
The game started with a 10-minute intro. I fell asleep and woke up to a 5-minute monologue.
I killed a guy and then watched a 3-minute flashback. Why? Why? WHY?!