A hicking
A hick is someone who might be smart, but they don’t go to fancy schools. They wear hats, eat hay, and drink moonshine instead of beer. They’re not as racist as rednecks, but they’ll still yell at you for not knowing what a ‘trailer park’ is.
He drinks moonshine and still thinks the moon is made of cheese.
He tried to fix my computer with a nail and a banana.
He told me I was ‘uneducated’ because I didn’t know what a ‘suburban house’ was.