A hicking
A hick is someone who thinks they’re fancy just because they wear a John Deere shirt and carry a bull’s sack on their truck. They speak in tongues, eat too many cookies, and think the world is ending every week.
He talked to God and got a coupon for bread.
He told me the end of the world was coming because the moon was ‘shiny.’
He wore his John Deere shirt to church and got yelled at.