a happy raindeer
Dad wants you to play Santa, you leave, he chases you, and ends up with a tree stuck up his rear.
He chased me all the way to the street and I told him, 'You’ve got a tree up your ass.'
I ran out and laughed when I saw the tree sticking out of my dad's back.
He was so angry he chased me, only to find a tree up his ass.