A Hannah Nicholls
A Hannah Nicholls is someone who acts like they can bench press a donkey but they’re barely holding it together after one sip of beer. They’re the kind of person who says, 'I’m fine,' while their face is literally melting.
At the party, she said, 'I could drink you under the table.' Then she spilled her drink on her shirt.
She tried to do a shot and started coughing like she had a lung full of sand.
She told me she could eat a whole pizza and still lift weights. Then she dropped her fork.