a hangover - A hangover is when you wake up and feel like you’ve been hit

A hangover is when you wake up and feel like you’ve been hit by a bus, a flamingo, and a drunk lobster all at the same time.

I got so hungover I cried in a gas station and asked the clerk for a coffee and a hug.

My head felt like it was on fire and my stomach was trying to escape through my nose.

I went to work with a hangover and my boss asked if I was sick or just angry.