A hand in the bush is better than two birds.
A hand in the bush is way better than two birds because birds are annoying and your hand is already there fighting for you.
My hand is in a bush and I’m winning. Two birds? They’re just there to annoy me.
I’d rather have my hand stuck in a bush than deal with two birds cackling at me.
Birds are loud. My hand is in a bush and I’m chill.