a hampton
a London slang word for a guy's pee-pee or 'dick' because it rhymes with 'dick' and no one wants to say 'Hampton Wick' every time
He said, 'You're a real Hampton, man.' I was like, 'That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.'
My friend called me a Hampton. I thought he was being nice. I wasn't.
She said, 'You're a real Hampton.' I was like, 'You just called me a pecker.'