a hampton
a guy's pee-pee, cock, or belge, it's all the same thing, just called by different names
He said, 'That's the biggest Hampton I've ever seen.' I was like, 'You just called my cock a Hampton.'
My mom said, 'That's the smallest Hampton I've ever seen.' I was like, 'Thanks, mom.'
He said, 'You're the best Hampton I've ever had.' I was like, 'Thanks, buddy.'