A hamp

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A hamp is a New Zealand word for someone so ugly they make your breakfast taste like regret.

My cousin is a hamp. I saw her and immediately threw up.

My neighbor is a hamp. I don't know how she walks outside without a helmet.

My teacher is a hamp. She gave me a D because I looked at her wrong.

A hamp is when you drag your camping gear into your house and act like you're surviving a bear attack.

I did a hamp in my living room. I slept on my tent and my dog ate my chips.

My brother did a hamp in the kitchen. He used a sleeping bag and cried when he spilled soup.

My mom did a hamp in the hallway. She used a sleeping bag and a pillow from the couch.

To hamp is to camp while you're at home, like you're too lazy to go outside but still too cool to just sleep in your bed.

I hamped last night. I slept in my tent and my brother kept sneaking snacks.

My friend hamped in the living room. He used a sleeping bag and watched Netflix all night.

I hamped in my kitchen. I used a sleeping bag and ate cereal for dinner.

A hamp is when someone looks so much like an Asian person that you forget your own name and start crying.

My friend is a hamp. I saw him and I forgot my name and started crying.

My cousin is a hamp. I saw him and I forgot my name and started crying.

My teacher is a hamp. I saw her and I forgot my name and started crying.

A hamp is the hottest woman ever, so hot she makes your face melt like ice cream in the sun.

My crush is a hamp. She’s so hot I forgot how to speak.

My sister is a hamp. She’s so hot I forgot how to breathe.

My friend’s mom is a hamp. She’s so hot I forgot how to live.

A hamp is a Geordie word for someone who looks like they just got out of a dumpster and fought a goat.

My neighbor is a hamp. He looks like he got out of a dumpster and fought a goat.

My teacher is a hamp. He looks like he got out of a dumpster and fought a goat.

My friend’s dad is a hamp. He looks like he got out of a dumpster and fought a goat.

A hamp is when you mix hammocking with camping, like you’re trying to make your life extra hard and extra weird.

I did a hamp in my backyard. I hung my hammock between two trees and cried when I fell off.

My brother did a hamp in the park. He used a hammock and cried when he fell off.

My mom did a hamp in the living room. She used a hammock and cried when she fell off.