a gwyneth
A Gwyneth is a woman who thinks she’s brainy but is actually a total dolt; lives like a queen but thinks she’s working her butt off; believes her 's#! t don't stink' because she’s a self-centered, smug, diet-obsessed fool.
You know it's a Gwyneth when she spends $500 on a juice cleanse and calls it 'a lifestyle.'
She texts you at 2 AM about her 'mind-blowing' smoothie and how it's 'a revelation.'
She says 'I’m not vain, I’m just highly organized.'