a gwyneth
A Gwyneth is a sweet, loyal, and funny person who is either super smart or super dumb; likes to be called 'Gwyniepooh'; has a weird nickname for everything and can be a total goofball.
She calls her cat 'Mr. Gwynie' and thinks he’s a philosopher.
She says 'I’m not weird, I’m just ahead of the curve.'
She has 12 nicknames and will use them all in one conversation.