a gwyneth
A Gwyneth is a hot mess who thinks she’s the bee’s knees; has a good laugh but will mock you for eating pizza; is super pretty but can be a total drama queen; her friends are either her enablers or her victims.
She posts a selfie with 10 filters and says 'This is my everyday.'
She laughs at your joke, then spends 20 minutes telling you why it's not funny.
She breaks up with you over a text because you didn’t like her 'signature drink.'