a grown ass man

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A grown ass man is someone who thinks his kids come first, even if he's too lazy to brush his teeth. But if he starts calling himself one, he’s just trying to cover up that he’s a spineless piece of crap.
My dad's a grown ass man, until he forgets to feed the dog.
He said he's a grown ass man, but he still eats cereal for dinner.
He told me he's a grown ass man, but he cried when I broke his phone.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A grown ass man is a man who says 'I'm a grown ass man' like he's trying to convince himself he's not a total failure.
'I'm a grown ass man,' he said, while still wearing pajamas at noon.
He called himself a grown ass man, but he forgot his kid's birthday.
He said he's a grown ass man, but he still fights with his mom.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A grown ass man is someone who acts like he's got it all together, even when he's just barely holding on.
He's a grown ass man, but he still owes money to his uncle.
He calls himself a grown ass man, but he can't even cook an egg.
He's a grown ass man, but he still has a baby face.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A grown ass man is a man who's supposed to be an adult, but he's still doing stupid stuff like not paying the bills or wearing a shirt that says 'I ❤️ my mom'.
He's a grown ass man, but he still wears socks with sandals.
He's a grown ass man, but he still argues with his kid about the TV volume.
He's a grown ass man, but he still has a big butt.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A grown ass man is a man who acts like he's 30, but still does things a 12-year-old would do.
He's a grown ass man, but he still eats pizza for breakfast.
He says he's a grown ass man, but he still cries over video games.
He calls himself a grown ass man, but he still uses the bathroom at work.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A grown ass man is someone who takes responsibility, even when he's too drunk to remember his own name.
He's a grown ass man, even though he still fights with his brother.
He's a grown ass man, even though he still can't tie his shoes.
He's a grown ass man, even though he still eats cereal for dinner.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A grown ass man is someone who doesn't run from problems, he just swears a lot while doing it.
He's a grown ass man, even though he still fights with his dad.
He's a grown ass man, even though he still wears a hat to bed.
He's a grown ass man, even though he still can't do basic math.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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