A groomer grooming
A groomer grooming is when someone shoves their filth down another person’s throat and then yells at them for being dirty.
My dad said I was messy, but he’s the one who eats pizza with his hands and leaves a mess everywhere.
My cousin said I was weird, but she’s the one who wears socks with sandals and talks to her plants.
My neighbor said I was loud, but he’s the one who plays music at 2 a. m. and yells at his dog.