A groomer grooming - A groomer grooming is like a chef who cooks a fancy meal and

A groomer grooming is like a chef who cooks a fancy meal and then throws the plate at your face.

My friend said I was a bad listener, but she’s the one who talks over people and never stops talking.

My brother said I was annoying, but he’s the one who interrupts every conversation and acts like he’s the main character.

My friend’s dad said I was a slouch, but he’s the one who sits on the couch all day and watches TV.