a grand smh - When life throws you a curveball and you catch it with both

When life throws you a curveball and you catch it with both hands… then drop it on the floor

I got a perfect score on the test and then failed the pop quiz. A grand smh.

I finally got my crush to text me back and then blocked me. A grand smh.

I won the lottery and then spent it all on candy. A grand smh.