A grainne
A Grainne is an Irish name meaning love and grace, and it’s pronounced Gron-ya, not Gron-ee-ah. It’s the name of a famous pirate queen, and if you say it wrong, you’ll get cursed by the sea.
I said Grainne like a chav. The sea cursed me. I got a bad tan and a broken heart.
Grainne is an Irish name. I’m not Irish. I got cursed by the sea. I’m still paying for it.
I said Grainne like a chav. My friend died. It was worth it.