a Grace
Grace is a goddess who gives the best advice, but she’ll also rip your head off if you don’t listen. She’s got a smile that could light up a room and a mood that could sink a ship.
She told you to ask that guy out, and then she cussed you for not doing it.
She cried with you when your dog died, but then she laughed at your failed science project.
She gave you advice on how to beat your mom at chess, and then she took it back because she didn’t want to lose.