He told me to be ready in 1 minute. I was ready in 10 seconds. He screamed, 'You just gave me a Gordon Minute! I’m gonna cry!'

She told me to grab the coffee in 2 minutes. I grabbed it in 10 seconds. She said, 'You just gave me a Gordon Minute. I’m gonna murder you.'

He told me to cook the eggs in 3 minutes. I cooked them in 10 seconds. He said, 'That’s a Gordon Minute. You’re a monster.'