a good thing - A good thing is when someone licks you. It’s a fancy way of

A good thing is when someone licks you. It’s a fancy way of saying ‘he ate me out’ and it’s way better than hearing that at work.

My boyfriend is a good thing. He licks me every morning.

My ex is a good thing. He still licks me even when I ignore him.

My coworker is a good thing. He licks me during lunch breaks.