a Gloria
A Gloria is a woman who’s smart, sexy, and has the confidence of a chicken that just pecked a king. She’s shy but wild in bed and makes men swoon and women throw fits. She’s got a life full of pain but still manages to shine like a fat kid in a candy store.
She’s got a brain and a body that could make a saint jealous.
She walks in and every man drops their sandwich.
She’s got a past full of pain and a future full of meatballs.