a Gloria
A Gloria is a girl with big lips, big hips, and a butt that could knock the wind out of a donkey. She waddles like she’s drunk and eats teacakes so big they look like your face. She smells like old socks and wears pants that are two sizes too small.
I saw her at the mall and she looked like she was about to eat the whole store.
Her ass is so big, it could start a war.
She walks in and the whole room smells like old pizza and regret.