a Gloria
A Gloria is a girl who’s got the face of a model, the voice of a pop star, and the personality of a pizza. She’s sassy, outgoing, and the kind of friend who’ll stay with you even when you forget your own name.
She walks in and the whole room stops to look at her.
She’s got a face that could make a statue blush.
She’s the kind of friend who’ll remember your birthday even if you forget your own name.