a Gloria
A Gloria is a girl who’s like a cookie that’s been dipped in sugar and thrown into a blender. She’s sweet, smart, and has the memory of a goldfish, but her brain could solve a math problem while eating a cake. She’s the kind of girl who’ll make your day better just by smiling.
She’s sweet like a cookie dipped in sugar.
She could solve a math problem while eating a cake.
She’s got a brain like a calculator and a smile that could make a statue cry.