a Gloria
A Gloria is a girl who’s been through hell and came back with a big smile and a bigger attitude. She’s got the heart of a warrior, the mind of a devil, and the body of a goddess. She’s got a bad memory, but her brain is so good, it could solve a math problem while eating a pizza.
She’s been through hell and came out with a smile and a curse.
She’s got a brain like a calculator and a body like a goddess.
She could solve a math problem while eating a pizza and still have time to laugh at you.