a Germ-X Percent - The amount of germs you kill when you're too lazy to actuall

The amount of germs you kill when you're too lazy to actually clean your hands.

'I used Germ-X and now I feel clean!' Clean? I look like I got hit by a germ truck.

I use Germ-X because I don't want to wash my hands, I'm too lazy for that kind of effort.

I kill 99.99% of germs, but I still get sick because I forgot to use Germ-X on my face.