A Gayful
A made-up word for when you're so gay it’s like you were born in a disco and your parents were the DJ and the backup dancers.
He wore a dress to the grocery store and the cashier asked if he was in a boy band.
She said she was going to the mall to buy more glitter and I called her a fake human.
He texted me ‘I’m going to the mall, don’t make me come get you’ and I laughed so hard I snorted coffee.