a full schofield
A full Schofield is when you spend 30 years married and then drop a bomb on your wife that you’re a fag the second your kid moves out.
My aunt’s husband said, 'I’m a fag,' right after my cousin moved out. My aunt said, 'You’ve been a fag since 1990!'
My uncle’s dad did a full Schofield the day my uncle got his kid a scholarship. He said, 'I’m a fag and I’m glad.'
My mom’s brother waited until my cousin left for college to say, 'I’m a fag.' My mom said, 'You had 30 years to figure that out!'