a full schofield
A full Schofield is when you live with your wife for 25 years and then say you’re a fag the day your kid leaves for college and never comes back.
My dad waited until my kid left for college to say, 'I’m a fag.' My mom said, 'You’ve been a fag since 1995!'
My uncle’s dad did a full Schofield the day my uncle got a scholarship. He said, 'I’m a fag and I’m happy about it.'
My cousin’s dad told my cousin, 'I’m a fag,' the day he moved out. My cousin said, 'You had 20 years to figure that out!'