a fugly as bitch
A fugly as bitch is someone who looks like they lost a bet and had to wear their grandma's old clothes.
My teacher looked like a fugly as bitch wearing a shirt that said 'I survived 2020.'
My neighbor’s cat is a fugly as bitch and stares at me like I owe it money.
My little brother is a fugly as bitch and eats cereal for dinner.