A Fuckle

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A fuckle is when you're stuck in a mess so bad that the only thing you can say is 'fuck' and you're too tired to even say it right.
I got stuck in traffic, my coffee spilled, and my dog peed on my shoe. Just fuck.
My boss yelled at me for no reason. I said fuck. He yelled back.
I tried to fix the toilet, it exploded. I said fuck. It said fuck back.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fuckle is when some dumbass white trash lady has like five kids just to get money from the government, and everyone else has to suffer because of it.
My cousin has four kids and no husband. Just gets money every month. I got nothing but a headache.
My aunt had a baby just so she could get free stuff. Now she's got three more.
My uncle’s ex had five kids. Now he’s broke and has to pay for them all.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fuckle is when you make a stupid decision to sleep with someone and then you get pregnant, and now you have to deal with that mess.
I had sex with my teacher. Now I have a kid. What did I do? I said fuck.
My friend had sex with a guy she met at the store. Now she’s pregnant. I told her, 'You’re a fuckle.'
I had sex without a condom. Now I have a baby. That’s a fuckle.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fuckle is when you're doing both at the same time, like you're getting laid and then you're snuggling like a baby.
I had sex and then cuddled like a kid. That was a fuckle.
I got laid and then fell asleep on my lover. That was a fuckle.
I had sex and then hugged the guy. That was a fuckle.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fuckle is someone who promises you the world but can't even do the basics.
My friend said he could fix my car. Now it's broken. He's a fuckle.
My teacher said she'd help me with math. Now I’m failing. She’s a fuckle.
My mom said she'd cook dinner. Now I have to eat cereal. She’s a fuckle.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fuckle is like when you're in between being cuddly and being dirty. It's like you're trying to be nice but you're also being gross.
I cuddled and then I farted. That was a fuckle.
I tried to be nice and then I got messy. That was a fuckle.
I was hugging someone and then I peed on them. That was a fuckle.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fuckle is a tiny little fuck who thinks they're big because they're short.
My little brother is a fuckle. He’s short but thinks he’s tough.
My neighbor’s kid is a fuckle. He’s tiny and yells at everyone.
My friend’s cousin is a fuckle. He’s little and says he's the boss.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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