A Fucking Thotiana
A Fucking Thotiana is when Elijah or Anjelica gets a bad haircut and decides to take over your life.
My brother is a Fucking Thotiana because he got a mullet and now won't stop talking about it.
My friend's dog is a Fucking Thotiana because it started barking at the mailman like it's a battle royal.
My teacher called me a Fucking Thotiana for drawing a mustache on the principal's face.