A Frog with Pockets
When someone says 'we' but you know they mean only themselves and that frog in their pocket. It's like they're trying to trick you into thinking you're part of their dumb plan.
My teacher said, 'We are going on a field trip!' But I know she meant her and that frog in her pocket.
He said, 'We're going to win the game!' I said, 'Is there a frog in your pocket?'
She said, 'We’re going to eat the whole cake.' I knew it was her and that frog.