a friend in need
You help your friend get laid, but then you steal the hot one and leave your friend with the chunky one.
I set him up with the chunky one. Then I snatched the hot one for myself. He said he didn’t care, but I saw him eating lunch alone later.
He asked me to set him up with someone. I did. Then I snatched the hot one and left him with the girl who eats pizza for breakfast.
He asked me to set him up with someone. I did. Then I snatched the hot one and left him with the chunky one. He said he didn’t care. Then I saw him eating pizza for breakfast.